Written By: Emily Ortega, Staff Writer
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks!!!
I have a fear of giants.
It’s called fee fi pho-bia.
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?
The baa baa shop.
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places .
I always knock on the fridge door before I open it
Just in case there’s a salad dressing!
I’ve started tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes
It’s called raisin awareness
I have pen that can write underwater
But it can also write other words too, don’t worry!
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He just couldn’t see himself doing it.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They just don’t have the guts
Where can you buy chicken stock in bulk ?
The stock market.
Two antennas got married, the ceremony wasn’t much
But the reception was great!